“who approved this?” distressed dad hat

for when life clearly skipped quality control

Somewhere, a decision was made.
This hat is your formal complaint.

“who approved this?” sits front and center — not loud, not dramatic, just… accurate. The kind of line you think three times a day and finally say once.

Throw it on when nothing makes sense, everything feels slightly off, and you’ve decided to cope with style instead of silence.

Details

• 100% preshrunk cotton twill (soft, broken-in feel)
• Unstructured, low-profile six-panel fit
• Distressed brim and seams for a worn, lived-in look
• Adjustable hook-and-loop closure (one size fits most)
• Six sewn eyelets for breathability
• Four stitched rows on brim for durability

Care

• Spot clean with warm water and mild soap
• Use a soft brush for tougher spots
• Do not soak

EU representative: Simply Edyn & Co., admin@simplyedynandco.com, P.O. Box 341629, Lakeway, TX, 78734, US

Product information: OTTO Cap 104-1018, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.